Showing posts with label david moyes. Show all posts
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Tuesday, 11 November 2014

CHURCH OF MOYESOLOGY HITS FOREIGN SHORES

Former Manchester United manager David Moyes has been appointed as the new boss at Real Sociedad. After a disastrous spell at Old Trafford, the Scot attempts to rebuild his career away from the glaring spotlight of the British media. 


D. Ray Morton, 11th November 2014.

David Moyes embarks on a Spanish quest, taking over as manager of Real Sociedad in an attempt to fix what is a damaged reputation

A solemn man, holy and true. So holy and true in fact that he attends both Catholic and Protestant religious services divvying his parents' belief systems being a good lad, not attempting to offend anyone. This is how one could look at his troubled ten months as Manchester United manager. Out of his depth and trying to appease a ravenous fanbase and a complacent dressing room, Moyes often came across as a timid and confused figure when microphones were planted in front of his face, one disappointing result after another.

Now he is off to Spain in an attempt to reassemble what was a promising career until it was smashed violently all over the floor like a toppled vase. He had mentioned that more British managers should go abroad. Before Roberto Di Matteo took the reins at Schalke, he was heavily linked to that job. Instead, he finds himself at Real Sociedad pipping Pepe Mel to the role as the Basque club narrowed down their shortlist in the past week.

This rebuilding process will be likened to the career moves of Steve McClaren, another flopped British manager who took to continental Europe in order to avoid the ridicule of the domestic media. McClaren went to Wolfsburg first, it should be remembered, where he did not do very well. It was not until he reached FC Twente in the Netherlands that the healing began. Moyes hopes Sociedad will be his Twente. The only thing is, McClaren's adventures in Germany and Holland were relatively obscured by the fact that those leagues are not very well followed in Britain. The profile of the German game has increased with the form in recent years of Bayern Munich and Borussia Dortmund in the Champions League but Spain's Liga BBVA is probably the most closely watched league for Britons outside of their own.

Sky Sports will, no doubt, take a keen interest in his progress and the talk will not subside. Their Liga coverage is concise, the discussion more educated than their Premier League equivalent. Analysis will be cast on Moyes' playing style, the level of his spoken Spanish and the results of course. Sociedad lie perilously close to the relegation zone in 15th place with only nine points in eleven games. What will the Scot bring to turn the club's fortunes around?

Real Sociedad have some talented players, like Mexican international Carlos Vela, and Moyes will be challenged with getting the best out of them
 
Sociedad have dabbled with British managers in the past. Two Welshmen as it happens. Chris Coleman failed to impress there most recently and John Toshack has managed the club on three separate occasions having been something of a "go-to guy" for the side. Perhaps Moyes will take comfort and solace from the fact that this road has been relatively well travelled from a British perspective. Louis van Gaal's struggles at the club that jilted him must also strengthen his resolve. That will not deflect the spotlight, however, and eyes will be on Moyes to prove that he is not the one-club wonder people think that he is post-Everton.

Thursday, 22 May 2014

BREAKING NEWS: MOYES INVESTIGATED OVER ASSAULT CLAIMS!


D. Ray Morton, 22nd May 2014.

Is this the face of a violent criminal?

BREAKING NEWS:

It has been reported that Lancashire police are investigating former Manchester United manager David Moyes on allegations of an assault in a wine bar.

The 51 year-old Scot was recently sacked from his role as United manager after a nightmare season which saw the side finish seventh in the Premier League.


The victim is thought to be a 23 year-old male. "The Emporium", Clitheroe, Lancashire was the scene of the reported crime.

More information on this shocking news is sure to follow.

Monday, 21 April 2014

MOYES ABOUT TO FACE THE AXE AND ABOUT TIME


D. Ray Morton, 21st April 2014.


This morning, the internet has been flooded with reports that Manchester United owners, the Glazer family, are finally set to relieve David Moyes of his managerial duties at the club. The move comes after United's miserable showing against Moyes' old club, Everton, where they lost 2-0 yesterday afternoon. To add insult to injury, United's fierce rivals, Liverpool, took an enormous step towards securing the Premier League title with a victory against Norwich which leaves them five points clear at the top of the table.

Moyes' potential sacking comes as no real surprise to the Old Trafford faithful who have watched their team go from defending champions to the mediocrity of seventh place in the standings where even Europa League qualification is likely to elude them. Ryan Giggs is rumoured to be the man to take over as caretaker manager should the Glazers decide to do away with the Scot with four fixtures remaining.

Bookmakers are touting either Louis van Gaal or Jurgen Klopp to become the team's next permanent manager. Van Gaal will be available after the summer's World Cup after he steps down from his role as the Netherlands' national coach. Klopp is still under contract for the foreseeable future at Borussia Dortmund and hiring him would involve paying out up to €20m for his services. That would be a record fee spent on a manager should the move materialise.

Moyes' reign as United manager must go down as an unmitigated disaster. Signs were troubling from the start with early confusion over the appointment of backroom staff and transfer market activity. Sir Alex Ferguson had delegated his coaches with a lot of duties over the last few years of his lengthy managerial run. Moyes decided to do away with several noted coaches, such as Renee Meulensteen and Mike Phelan, and took on a role where he would be responsible for the day-to-day training himself. At a club the size of Manchester United, such a decision only served to confuse the playing staff.

The signing of Marouane Fellaini frustrated many United fans as they felt the £27.5m price tag was far too high for a player of questionable ability when he could have been signed for a lot cheaper had they approached Everton sooner in the summer when a clause in Fellaini's contract would allow him to leave for significantly less. Chelsea's Juan Mata arrived in January for a club record £40m and though highly capable, his impact has been subtle and his role in the starting XI was not clearly defined.

Moyes' appointment as United manager was not mystifying but it certainly was doubted by observers outside the club. He was hand picked by the departing Ferguson and fans were lead to believe that the 50 year-old would bring stability and more of the same cavalier-style football the Old Trafford faithful demanded. How they expected such a defensive-minded and reactive manager to provide such a playing style is now worthy of scrutiny.

Before Tottenham approached Andre Villas Boas in 2012, Moyes was amongst the names on a shortlist of managers who might replace Harry Redknapp. Chairman Daniel Levy decided not to hire the Scot on the basis that his preferred playing style was not attractive enough and would not fit in with "the Tottenham way". There were also doubts about whether he had a personality big enough to take over a club of their modestly ambitious stature. It is odd that the United board didn't ask themselves the same questions. Moyes' style has been found out at Old Trafford for not being at all like the fans wanted or expected.

So the band-aid might be ripped off very soon and barely anyone can argue that it's premature. Manchester United will likely begin next season with a new manager and no European football. There should be money to spend, as up until a few weeks ago, varying rumours indicated that United might spend well over £100m in the summer, so this will very much be a clean slate for whoever takes the Red Devils' hot seat. As for Moyes, finding another high-level management job could be a monumental struggle.


Wednesday, 26 March 2014

MOYES MUTINY MOUNTS AFTER MANCHESTER DERBY

MOYES MUTINY MOUNTS AFTER MANCHESTER DERBY

D. Ray Morton, 26th March 2014.


As soon as Yaya Toure fired home Manchester City's third goal in their three-nil away slaying of cross-city rivals Manchester United last night, the home fans parted like the Red Sea and left Old Trafford in their droves. That is, apart from the few stewards asked to guard the "Chosen One" banner attached to the Stretford End in fear of it being ripped down. Anger was the main reaction from United fans in this most woeful of displays in the 167th Manchester derby.

"I take responsibility. I have to be the one who plays them, picks them
 and that is what it is. I think there are a lot of really good players there,
 some can play better, but there are a lot of really good players in the squad,
 a lot of international players and players who I think on their day
 can be a match for most players."

David Moyes' reaction post-match revealed desperation. His absolute failure to motivate his squad is a gaping inadequacy. In football, struggling managers are often accused of "losing the dressing room". This is not so much the case with Moyes as he maybe never had the dressing room in the first place. Sir Alex Ferguson sold the fans on Moyes' appointment but the same cannot be said for senior players who simply have not performed for the 50 year-old Scot. This is the same Scot that Tottenham Hotspur once considered hiring before opting for Andre Villas-Boas feeling that the young Portuguese essentially had more to offer on the basis of having actually won something despite being younger than several of the first-team squad players.

If Moyes was to be the long-term appointment, Sir Alex's old backroom staff would be there to bed him in, that is unless you terminate all of their contracts as Moyes did in an attempt to bring in his own people and feel independent in his role. The poor starts in either half last night demonstrated that Moyes' team talks are not working. Edin Dzeko had given City the lead after 43 seconds. He bagged another just eleven minutes after the restart.

"I just think we never came out of the blocks. You prepare the players,
 you warm them up, you do all the things to have them ready
 but we just never started. It gave them a real big lift to get a goal so early on."

The game was a true walk in the park for City. They never had to lift a gear. Fernandinho spoke of how easily they beat them earlier on in the season and this was no different. Nasri hit the post during their first attack and Dzeko knocked in the rebound.


City's second came off a Nasri corner. Rio Ferdinand's hatchet marking job on Dzeko meant the big Bosnian striker had plenty of space to volley home his second of the evening.


Yaya Toure, who added the third, ensured an end to the home fans' attempt at a  loyalty sing-song.


Moyes felt the hostility all night. At one point during the game, he was accosted by a furious fan who shook his fists at the United manager just several feet away from the dug-out.


Moyes looked to try and ignore it but it's rather obvious he would have heard all of this angry fans sentiments from that close difference. A cringesome moment if there ever was one.

Fans outside the ground chipped in on the dissatisfaction also. This one enraged fan, interviewed by United online fanzine FullTimeDEVILS , dubbed Moyes as "the biggest fool in Manchester" as April Fools' Day approaches:


The rest of the season will be a right struggle for United and Moyes from here on in. They face Aston Villa at home this weekend and considering how awful their home form has been, there will be no easy matches in that regard, playing in front of their evermore frustrated fans. Bayern Munich come afterwards and even the most optimistic of followers can only see that as a write-off now. The defending European Champions just secured their second Bundesliga in a row last night and will be licking their lips at the prospect of thrashing a disorientated United. Once that European campaign goes down like a lead balloon, meaningless league matches will remain, a managerial nightmare in terms of motivating already demotivated players. I still see Moyes lasting until some stage after the summer but it should be fascinating to see how he deals with bad results before then. How far can the outrage go and how long will that banner stay on the Stretford End?

Wednesday, 19 March 2014

MOYES' HEAD ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK TONIGHT

MOYES' HEAD ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK TONIGHT

D. Ray Morton, 19th March 2014.



As Manchester United suffer through their worst campaign of the modern Premier League era, David Moyes' appearance has become more zombie-like by the week. So zombie-like, in fact, that once his head is placed on the chopping block of managerial dismissal, it won't need a very sharp blade to sever it.

Humiliation at Old Trafford at the hands of Liverpool was the latest in series of agonising results but failure to get past Olympiakos in tonight's Champions League clash, in reality, would probably be worse. The league is a write-off at this point for United and with a top four finish out of sight, one wonders whether any of their fans are looking forward to the prospect of playing Europa League football next season. Defeat to Liverpool hurts but ultimately, would it not be better for the likes of Tottenham and Everton to slug through that logistical nightmare of a tournament giving United a clean slate when it comes to doing as well as possible in the league in 2014/15.

Therefore, elimination tonight is worse because it would leave the rest of the season void of meaning. No-one expects United to win the Champions League outright but even competing into the quarter-finals would generate some badly-needed pride with Arsenal and Manchester City having already been knocked out.

Barring a heavy home defeat, Moyes will not be given his marching orders on Thursday morning but yet another poor performance could make up the minds of the men upstairs who could very easily cut the chord in the summer and start afresh with a new manager who can quickly impose his vision on the club.

With Chelsea, Man City, Arsenal, Liverpool and Tottenham likely to spend handsomely in the summer, giving Moyes a few extra months next season to get things right could be seriously detrimental to United's ambitions over the next few seasons. Whatever series of events falls out expect plenty of desperate crosses and aghast expressions from all involved at the Theatre of Dreams.

Friday, 14 March 2014

RVP COULD HOLD MAN UTD TO RANSOM

RVP COULD HOLD MAN UTD TO RANSOM

D. Ray Morton, 14th March 2014.


Robin van Persie has certainly changed his tune this week announcing he is "happy" at Manchester United. The timing of this strikes as downright weird with United going into a Premier League clash at Old Trafford against Liverpool in which defeat could signal a change in the balance of power in the next era of English football. Sir Alex Ferguson dreamed of knocking Liverpool "off their perch" and achieved this last season by guiding United to more overall league title wins than their bitter rivals, largely thanks to RVP and his goals.

The Dutch man's struggles this season have been glaringly obvious in contrast to his outstanding 2012/13 season where he played through without injury which seemed to be the player's biggest weakness before joining from Arsenal. Van Persie publicly questioned David Moyes' training methods, hinting that a fragile talent such as his own should be treated very differently to the training regime that others might thrive on. Many sports scientists now mention the difference between fast muscle twitch and slow muscle twitch athletes whose bodies thrive on different types of workouts. Wayne Rooney was delighted with the extra running and cardio sessions introduced this season. Van Persie was not. A Dutch fitness coach described Moyes' methods as dinosaur-like in regards to his treatment of RVP.

About a month ago, speculation had risen that van Persie was sick of playing at United in a team, now without Ferguson, languishing well outside of the Champions League qualification spots. He was even linked back with a move to Arsenal. The only thing that has really changed in that time is that Wayne Rooney signed an incredible £300,000 a week contract making him the third highest-paid footballer in the world on club salary, take home cash alone. Perhaps RVP realises there's no chance of increasing his own wages by moving away from United. His injuries, form and age would represent a huge gamble to any team willing to take a chance on him. That is, but for United in their own desperation.

With Rooney raking in wages far beyond his abilities should dictate, maybe van Persie wants to get in on the sinking ship, cash-cow that United appear to have become of late. One last big money contract to set up his retirement. He may never play in the Champions League again if he does sign that contract but he did manage to win that elusive big trophy he had always craved last season by winning the Premier League. Is he holding United at ransom and would you blame him if the club were naive enough to increase his wages as his attributes naturally decrease? The coming weeks should let us know.

Friday, 7 February 2014

VIDIC TO LEAVE AND AN EXODUS TO FOLLOW

So much for the captain being the last one off a sinking ship!


Nemanja Vidic has announced he will leave Manchester United at the end of the current season after spending eight years at the heart of their defence. He has won trophies galore including several league titles and a Champions League honour. At times during his spell at United he has rightly been considered the best centre back in the world. Powerful, determined and astonishing in the air, Vidic etched out a reputation where very few strikers got the better of him. His form had been so consistent that his very few bad performaces stood out like a sore thumb. There were one or two blips along the way provided by the likes of Samuel Eto'o and Fernando Torres but generally, Vidic was a rock solid presence for United. At 32, the club captain has decided he wants a new challenge and will join Inter Milan's project in Italy next season.


Questions will be raised about this however. Although he has shown his age in the past two seasons or so, why would a key figure leave United in such a time of crisis in order to join another team that are struggling for form and indentity in what is considered now a weaker league? At his age, you would expect him to see out his career at Old Trafford, maybe play two seasons more and see if he can help them transition into a newly-challenging side in the post-Ferguson era. One feels that the atmosphere around the club at present could see an exodus of their established stars in the summer.


Patrice Evra is very likely to leave, Monaco, an ex-club of his, being the most likely destination. Rio Ferdinand might call it a day and retire as he has now lost most of the pace that made him such an excellent covering centre half in his prime. Ryan Giggs, at his age, is very likely to retire too and Darren Fletcher though only 30 will have to be monitored closely due to the possibility of his illness returning. Shinji Kagawa appears unhappy at United and may force his way out of the club. Jurgen Klopp would happily take him back to Dortmund. Ashley Young and Nani look like spent forces and may also seek employment elsewhere. All of their strikers, barring Danny Welbeck, seem frustrated too. Robin van Persie has taken Ferguson's retirement badly. Injuries and inconsistency have returned and playing David Moyes football had never been part of the script when he joined from Arsenal. Wayne Rooney is yet to sign that bumper £300,000 a week contract (crazy, right?) and may be tempted by Jose Mourinho at Chelsea or the same mega bucks provided abroad outside of Sky's media glare. Javier Hernandez will also seek a move, annoyed at his lack of opportunities despite nearly always putting in decent performances.



So that's quite a large chunk of United's squad and you would wonder how they will go about recruiting players next summer. Last summer was a mess with United publicly targeting players that had no interest in moving. Moyes doesn't attract the same level of player as Ferguson did, the club's stature and Champions League qualification must do this. Should United miss out on an ECL spot, they'll be forced to hoover up talents from mid-table clubs and over-spend on lesser players due to the fact that all selling clubs will know that they have the money. This exodus may be what Moyes needs. Get out the old guard and really shape your own squad. The sheer numbers lost could be too many though. Clubs often deal with two or three veterans leaving in one year but losing seven or eight members of a first-team squad represents major redevelopment. United fans will be hoping for regeneration rather than a downward spiral into mediocrity like their rivals Liverpool suffered in the '90s.


D. Ray Morton, 7th February 2014.
@D_Ray_Morton

Sunday, 2 February 2014

DELUSIONAL MOYES BLAMES BAD LUCK FOR STOKE DEFEAT

What's the excuse this time, David? Manchester United manager David Moyes blamed "bad luck" for his side's capitulation at Stoke on Saturday but surely some of his most ardent supporters are getting sick and tired of these excuses by now. Sporting a nervous smile during a post-match interview, Moyes alluded that misfortune and injuries prevented them from picking up a result against a medicore Stoke side that must today feel delighted to have picked up three points that should stand them in good stead as they ward off a potential relegation battle. Mark Hughes' side are very ordinary but their diligence paid off against a United side completely void of confidence.



In tough weather conditions, it was Stoke who took a first half lead thanks to a Charlie Adam effort that deflected in off Michael Carrick. Swirling winds meant it was hard to play aerial balls, not too much of a problem for the home side who have incorporated more short passing into their new style. United, it could be argued, are more of a long ball team this season despite not having a classic target man. Moyes' sides at Everton were nearly always set up to play 4-5-1 with long crosses coming in from orthodox wingers. Alex Ferguson did away with that style some time ago, possibly as far back as when Ruud van Nistelrooy left the club, adapting a more continental style 4-2-3-1 with inverted wingers cutting inside to take long range shots rather than whipping in crosses. Cristiano Ronaldo epitomised that role during his final season at the Theatre of Deams.



"What's the excuse this time David?"
"Bad Luck," he replies.


The Mancunians managed to draw level early on in the second half thanks to some sloppy defending. Juan Mata latched onto a poor clearance and set up Robin van Persie, two of United's better players linking up in otherwise quiet displays. The Dutch striker was hauled off afterwards indicating that his fitness, whether exasperated by Moyes' methods or not, is still not up to scratch. At this point, van Persie must worry whether he will be at 100% for next summer's World Cup considering how stop-start his condition has been this season.



Despite being gifted an equaliser, United could not build on it. Stoke managed to retake the lead and again it was through Charlie Adam, driving a fine left-footed strike from outside the box to leave David de Gea with no chance. I had written during the week that United fans should expect to see Moyes in their dugout at the beginning of next season. Old Trafford kingpins may accept that this season is a write-off, even fourth place is a far stretch now, as they are attempting to instill stability. Still however, it is fascinating to witness the high anxiety felt by United diehards not used to such shocking results. Other major European powers have had bad seasons here and there. Their fans can begrudgingly accept that every now and then. The red devils' faithful are stepping on new ground here however. Only the older crowd can remember a time, during Fergie's initial struggles, when things looked so bleak. Many sleepless nights ahead for Moyes' boys.



D. Ray Morton, 2nd February 2014