BEST AND WORST DRESSED MANAGERS
D. Ray Morton, 22nd February 2014.The following is a look at the best and worst dressed managers in the football world. The boss, the gaffer, Il Mister - whatever you want to call him, the manager represents their club in actions and appearance. What a manager chooses to wear says a lot about him. Often it gives the impression of professionalism and dynamism but sometimes it backfires and can make the manager an object of ridicule. Let's begin with some of the best:
PEP
GUARDIOLA
Like
the type of football he insists his teams to play, Pep Guardiola's
dress sense is certainly stylish. He often sports slim-fit suits with
an optional inner cardigan and when the weather gets cold, he has no
problem donning an elaborate scarf. Pep is quite lean as gaffers go,
his outfits would equally suit a GQ model as opposed to an
old-fashioned type manager, pot belly hanging out over tracksuit
pants.
JOSE
MOURINHO
Master
of the winter coat, no matter how low the temperature drops during
the Premier League season, Jose Mourinho always looks the part. A top
manager needs a true "gaffer jacket" and Jose keeps his
designer suits well protected with his array of stylish overcoats.
This season he has often gone for his club's tracksuit more often
than not however. Perhaps he fears another attack from the Camp Nou
sprinkler system should his Chelsea end up facing Barcelona in the
Champions League.
MASSIMILIANO
ALLEGRI
According
to former AC Milan head coach Max Allegri, Cesare Maldini's tip for
next Italy boss, a manager who doesn't wear a good suit is a
"disgrace". He may no longer be in charge at San Siro but
with dress sense like his, it shouldn't take him long to find
employment with his trademark Dolce & Gabbana garb.
JURGEN
KLOPP
A
bit of a wildcard entry here, Jurgen Klopp's fashion sense is
anything but conventional. Snubbed by HSV Hamburg some years back for
his casual dress sense, Dortmund opted to take a chance on him
instead and they have re-emerged as one of Europe's top clubs under
his leadership. The heavy metal fan rocks ripped jeans, designer
stubble and square framed glasses giving him a unique look in the
managerial world which sets him apart as the eccentric individual he
is. A "cool guy" according to the coolest guy of them all,
Zlatan Ibrahimovic.
JOACHIM
LOEW
Whilst
on the subject of impeccably dressed German managers, how can we
ignore Jogi Loew? Whether going for the white shirt and black slacks
summer look or some sort of winter scarf-based ensemble, Loew appears
to put as much work into outfit selection as he does with the tactics
of the German national team. All eyes will be on the fashionista come
next summer's World Cup in Brazil.
Now
that we've covered the best dressed managers, let's have a look at
some of the worst:
ARSENE
WENGER
Oh
dear, oh dear. What can you say about that jacket? Some call it a
worm, others call it a duvet but whatever it is, it's bloody hideous!
So hideous in fact that Ruud Gullit couldn't stop mentioning it on a
Sky Sports Champions League broadcast as the presenter hurriedly
changed the subject in order not to offend Nike. I'm sure it's pretty
comfortable and protects against the cold but for goodness sake,
Arsene, get rid of that thing immediately.
NEIL
LENNON
When
not fending off the attacks of idiotic pitch invaders, I doubt Neil
Lennon puts much thought into what he wears on match day. Unnervingly
tight tracksuit pants and a zip-up top with football boots and all
convey the image of a salt of the earth type who won't be getting
lucrative Premier League offers based on his dress sense alone. In
fairness, the poor guy probably has bigger worries between having
bullets sent to him in the post and having to navigate his
fanatically-supported side through the tedium of one of the most
uncompetitive top flights in European football.
TIM
SHERWOOD
I
quite like Tim Sherwood as he seems to be the polar opposite of
everything Andre Villas Boas stood for. He doesn't take himself very
seriously and this is seen in how he dresses with that club-issued
gilet of his. A big change from AVB's "half-beard" and
three-piece suit combo. Tim likes to play 4-4 (F'N)-2 and doesn't
bother with collecting coaching badges. More of it I say but maybe he
should try picking out a suit if he hangs onto his job for next
season.
GERARDO
"TATA" MARTINO
Whether
wearing lime green polo shirts with white slacks or his over-sized
blazers, "Tata" Martino is not exactly the epitome of style
with that dodgy '80s hairdo of his. I guess it's a move away from
"tiki-taka" football and Pep Guardiola's flawless dress
sense. Barcelona are re-inventing themselves on the football pitch
and the man on the touchline certainly has his own look to go with
their new playing style.
DAVID
MOYES
Functional
but dull...and I'm not talking about Manchester United's football
this season as it's anything but functional. Going with the standard
issue Nike jacket and club blazer underneath, Moyes looks like a
United fan who won a bunch of merchandise in a raffle. That seems to
be the only thing worth being optimistic about at the moment as there
likely won't be any silverware to go with his United curtains, United
bedspread and United coffee mug set.
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